pick the month u were born on...
January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i danced with
March--------------i love
April--------------- i stole from
May----------------i spanked
June---------------i killed
July----------------i kissed
August------------i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i ate
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a spork
2-------myself
3-------my friends dick
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------your mom
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my true love
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------an alien
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a banana
25-------1000 people
26-------a gangster
27-------a squirrel
28-------a mexican
29-------my science teacher
30-------my neighbor
31-------my crush
Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:
White-------Because i keep it gangsta
Black--------Because im emo
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told
me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do
what i
want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because thats how i roll
Yellow--------Because someone offered
me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because he took my taco
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda : ”Sesungguhnya apabila seorang suami menatap isterinya dan isterinya membalas pandang (dengan penuh cinta dan kasih), maka Allah menatap mereka dengan pandangan kasih mesra dan jika suami membelai tangan isterinya, maka dosa mereka jatuh berguguran disela-sela jari tangan mereka.” ( Hadith riwayat maisaroh Ali daripada Abu said Al-Hudri)
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