i killed my neighbor because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars..hahaha!!!

pick the month u were born on...

January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i danced with
March--------------i love
April--------------- i stole from
May----------------i spanked
June---------------i killed
July----------------i kissed
August------------i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i ate


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a spork
2-------myself
3-------my friends dick
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------your mom
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my true love
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------an alien
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a banana
25-------1000 people
26-------a gangster
27-------a squirrel
28-------a mexican
29-------my science teacher
30-------my neighbor
31-------my crush


Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:

White-------Because i keep it gangsta
Black--------Because im emo
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told
me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do
what i
want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because thats how i roll
Yellow--------Because someone offered
me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because he took my taco
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so